so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys were performing their jobs with “much enthusiasm and zeal”
eventually the navy decided. to. just stop.
Why do I have to be so socially awkward? I just want friends. BE MY FRIEND
- getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school